Step beyond the stars and into the cosmic tiki lounge with The Empiric Legion of Space Moai—a self-hosted patron service that keeps TikiKitchen Studios creating strange, exotic, and otherworldly works of art. Much like Patreon, but under our own roof, this Order offers you a way to directly support the lamps, barware, hot sauce, and space-age tiki oddities that spring from our studio.
By joining, you become part of a secretive guild of adventurers, voyagers, and seekers who help fuel the fires of creativity and exploration. Members gain access to exclusive behind-the-scenes looks, early releases, special edition items, and the satisfaction of knowing they’re keeping the Space Moai orbiting strong.
Whether you’re here for the handmade glow of our lamps, the volcanic kick of Pineapple Death Whip hot sauce, or the cosmic swashbuckling lore of the Space Moai themselves, your support ensures TikiKitchen Studios continues to craft art that merges Polynesian inspiration with sci-fi, fantasy, and mid-century modern design.
Take your place among the Legion, and help us keep the torches burning, the volcano rumbling, and the Moai drifting ever deeper into the stars.
Fresh to the Legion, the Tourist marvels at drifting basalt Moai and learns the lore. They master basic warp etiquette, collect Galactic Passport stamps, and—most importantly—avoid pressing the wrong warp-canoe button.
Armed with a star map, the Seeker charts wormhole trade winds, deciphers ancient glyphs, and joins ceremonial voyages. Their quest: wisdom, trust of the elder Moai, and the perfect rum-to-rocket-fuel ratio.
Elite navigators of starlit tides, Voyagers command warp canoes, guard sacred relics, and steer flotillas through the Celestial Tiki Archipelago—keepers of the deepest Moai secrets.
